Joke

[CanadianPokerPro]

Lulu was a prostitute. One day there was a raid.
> > All the prostitutes were lined up outside the police station as
>they
> >took
> >them in one by one.
> > As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the street
>and
> >was
> >so ashamed. Grandma didn't know her occupation.
> > Grandma stopped to say hi, and asked what the line was for. Lulu,
> >saving
> >face, said that the police were giving away fresh oranges to those
> >waiting.
> > Grandma said wonderful, she loved oranges and got at the end of the
> >line.
> > When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed. He
>said,
> >"How the heck do you do this at your age?"
> > She said "I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck'em
>dry!"
> > The policeman fainted.

[IGotJelloOK]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c51/mostfortune8/Forums/thcheeky.gifNow that is funnnnnnnnny! Thanks!!

Hugs

[IGotJelloOK]

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.
The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.
The man, who was a priest, said, "I am a Father."
The little boy replied. "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that."
The priest looked up from his book and answered .. "I am the Father of many."
The boy said, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!"
The priest, getting impatient said, "I am the Father of hundreds" and went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said,
"Maybe you should wear a condom and your pants backwards instead of your collar"

[skinski]

On a golf tour in Newfoundland , Mike Weir drives his new Ford Fusion into
a gas station in Gander . The pump attendant, who obviously know nothing
about golf, greets him in a typical Newfoundland manner completely unaware
of who the golfing pro is.
"How's she cuttin' bye" says the attendant. Mike nods a quick "hello"and
bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of
his shirt pocket onto the ground.
"What are dose?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees" replies Mike.
"Well, what on god's earth are dey for?" inquires the attendant.
"They're for holding my balls up when I drive", says Mike.
"Fookin Jaysus", says the Newfoundlander, "Ford tinks of everyting!"

[cerberi]

lol very funny

[skinski]

A naked surprise
A woman who plays cards once a month with a group of friends was concerned that she always woke her husband when she came home around 11:30. One night she decided to try not to rouse him. She undressed in the living room and, purse over arm, tiptoed nude into the bedroom - only to find her husband sitting up in bed reading. "Dammit woman!" he exclaimed. "Did you lose everything?"

[skinski]

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by
mistake.
He
finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a
while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The
bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman
next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only
fair,given that you are blind, that you should know five
things:


1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2.
The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3.
I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The
woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The
lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think
about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind
cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna
have to explain it five times.'