WSOP Circuit Event

[Porkrind]

I won a satellite seat into the $1000 NL event at Caesar's Indiana for this Sunday. I will write up a nice Tourney report once my head quits spinning. Last night I played $2/$5 NLHE with none other than "Mihn the Master". Although he was obviously drunk he plays a very tight aggressive game with a monster stack. I folded a whole heck of a lot until I had the absolute nuts and took exactly one pot off him. I felt like Mike from Rounders after he made Johnny Chan fold a big pot. :rolleyes:

I am ready for TV now.....

[skinski]

Good luck Pork , I'll be looking forward to the update . :cool:

[Porkrind]

Regarding the $1K event I played in way back then. It was a rebuy event and I had the world's biggest donkstack to my right the entire time. He scooped up 7 of the first ten pots and never looked back. I played and lost exactly one hand until I blinded out. I went back hours later at the bubble and he was nowhere around. Everyone knew who he was and chuckled when I asked.

Last week I played in a $500 WSOP circuit event at Caesar's Indiana (now the Horse Shoe) with 460 other players. Pretty much the same story except for our table Donktacula. He was some kid playing with his 21st birthday present money. The very first hand he doubled up with Q6os out of position on a flop that missed him completely. An EP player bet 200 into a 50 chip pot and this kid calls. Flop comes all low disconnected and different colors. EP pushed All In after the kid bets the pot. Kid calls with absolutely nothing and catches runner runner Q and a 6. He starts whooping and hollering like some lunatic. Now he is dangerous. He played every hand and bet the pot on every flop. His stack swung from (had to be) tourney chip lead to All In in the BB but he just would not die.

Pretty soon the entire table is laughing at him and his action drops to zip. Finally our table breaks and we all move upstairs after the 3rd break. This entire time I am folding away to microstack and the KID gets moved back to my table. Everyone mumbles and the game is on. Finally the KID gets into a pot with the tourney chip leader by far and a female player who never said a word. The Chip leader is UTG, Lady is SB and the KID is BB. Chip Leader is a very good post flop player and had been bullying for about an hour. He raises 5X the BB, Lady reraises and the Kid flat calls. Flop comes ATJ. Chip Leader Bets out about 1/4 the pot and the KID suddenly pushes by splashing the pot. The table goes nuts. Lady had been left out of the action when the KID acted out of turn.

The dealer kills the KID's hand and pushed back the Chip Leader's call chips since he had merely put them forward of the line like a proper player. He then tells the Lady it is her turn to act. The KID starts cussing the dealer and grabs chips with both hands. Another player grabs his hands and holds them in place. The KID starts MFing everyone but the Pope. The Floor comes over and declares the KID penalized for an orbit for using the "F" Bomb and another orbit for trying to grab chips back. The KID MFs the Floor. Getting another orbit penalty for a total of three as well as an escort from Security off the gaming floor until he cooled down.

The Floor asked the table if the pot was right and we all agreed it was. He told the Dealer to finish the hand. Lady Pushes and Chip Leader calls (We asked the Dealer to flip the KID's cards). Chip Leader had AK, Lady had AA and the KID had a flopped straight. Without the Kid in the hand Lady triples up and the ex-Chip Leader says Nice Hand. So for three orbits we had a nice calm table. Kid comes back with less than three BBs and immediately busts about 20 players from the money.

Me? I survived the mid stages by winning four all in on the BB miracle river hands to outlast the kid by one orbit. SInce I leave as soon as I bust I have no idea where I placed but there were only 9 tables left and several had a player or two missing.

All in all not a bad way to spend 6 hours on a dreary Saturday in Kentucky.
About the KID. Everyone and I mean everyone was inviting him to homegames and asking his screen name on TIlt. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[DangerMouse]

lol so no cash, but at least it sounds like it was an entertaining evening. :)

You get the kids FT name by any chance? :D

[skinski]

I think the KID might be better off staying away from most homegames that I know of...lol

[Porkrind]

I will be playing in the Harrah's Horseshoe events in Elizabeth, Indiana again in a few weeks. If I can get a table like the ones I drew in the Sattys last week I should run deep.

[DangerMouse]

Good luck in that Pork :cool: