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IGotJelloOK

21-05-2007, 07:52 PM

Okay all we just have to have a place to come and have a chuckle right?
Well that is why I started this thread. Please share the funnies you find but please keep it clean and in good taste.

Thanks!

*HUGS*

IGotJelloOK

21-05-2007, 07:55 PM

Okay I will be brave and start this off!

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c51/mostfortune8/Forums/pool.jpg

IGotJelloOK

21-05-2007, 08:38 PM

Signs of the times ?!

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c51/mostfortune8/Forums/pic1105.jpg

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c51/mostfortune8/Forums/married.jpg

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c51/mostfortune8/Forums/stop.jpg

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c51/mostfortune8/Forums/aFu_WaterOnRoad.gif

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c51/mostfortune8/Forums/BestMCAd.jpg

OK now it is your turn. Come on and make me chuckle!!!!

*HUGS*

skinski

21-05-2007, 09:20 PM

http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/Dave/comictimemachine3.png (http://www.explosm.net/comics/712/)
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net (http://www.explosm.net/)

IGotJelloOK

22-05-2007, 08:59 AM

Hehehehehehe I do not even need to get knocked out to think I have travelled in time! I can go back...... and I can go ahead...... LLLOL Ain't old age grrrrrrreat!!

*HUGS*

cerberi

22-05-2007, 09:05 AM

Hehehehehehe I do not even need to get knocked out to think I have travelled in time! I can go back...... and I can go ahead...... LLLOL Ain't old age grrrrrrreat!!

*HUGS*
does that apply to all 3 of you (margie,momma and igotjello0k) or just margie lol:D

IGotJelloOK

22-05-2007, 10:09 AM

does that apply to all 3 of you (margie,momma and igotjello0k) or just margie lol:D

ahhhhhhhh let me see..... ummm am I all three of them peoples :confused: :confused: hmmm.... oh oh YES I am aren't I ? Ok guess it would be all three then ! :D BRAT!! :p

Mental note: get a nice new VERY BIG spoon that will fit sweet taters!!

*HUGS*

IGotJelloOK

22-05-2007, 10:11 AM

Me thinks the last I heard it is still recommended that one keeps all FOUR wheels on the ground!!

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c51/mostfortune8/Forums/4weels.jpg

IGotJelloOK

22-05-2007, 10:15 AM

#@%$&*@#* that's the last time I tell the wife I want something with a sun roof!!!!

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c51/mostfortune8/Forums/sunroof.jpg

IGotJelloOK

23-05-2007, 12:30 PM

Kangaroo Fence
A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just sauntering around the zoo. A twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he go out.
When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, "How high do you think they'll go?"
The kangaroo said, "About a thousand feet, unless somebody locks the gate at night!"

Who Is The Most Obedient?

The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle.
He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present.
"Who is the most obedient?" he asked.
"Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?"
Five small voices answered in unison. "Okay, dad, you get the toy."

IGotJelloOK

23-05-2007, 12:32 PM

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c51/mostfortune8/Forums/nail.jpg

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c51/mostfortune8/Forums/light-beer.jpg

IGotJelloOK

24-05-2007, 03:13 PM

Naw she ain't bitter...... see here sweet smile?

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c51/mostfortune8/gftaegrf.jpg

How very true!!!

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c51/mostfortune8/ICONATOR_f04260e216c6015ee4657da31a.jpg

I can sooooooooo relate!!

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c51/mostfortune8/cartoon44qp9.jpg

IGotJelloOK

25-05-2007, 11:04 AM

Brad makin' a welcome sign for Earl & Glenda ???

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c51/mostfortune8/Forums/Pic1242.jpg

Poor Cathy will have a mess to clean up after Brad celebrates Earl's arrival!

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c51/mostfortune8/Forums/beer_house.jpg

A picture of what????????

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c51/mostfortune8/Forums/photobooth-1.jpg

cerberi

26-05-2007, 10:57 AM

What the hell is brad doing in that photo booth ? lmao:) :D :eek:

IGotJelloOK

28-05-2007, 01:11 AM

What the hell is brad doing in that photo booth ? lmao:D :eek:

Andy !!! Shhhhhhhhhhh you were not supposed to tell peeps that it was him!! ;) :D :p LLLLLLLLLLLLOL

*HUGS*

IGotJelloOK

28-05-2007, 01:17 AM

Animals can be funny right? You bet your sweet bippy they can just have a look!

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c51/mostfortune8/1143478233414.jpg

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c51/mostfortune8/270911980_0baa512314.jpg

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c51/mostfortune8/1161733719406gs9.jpg

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c51/mostfortune8/cat92.jpg

IGotJelloOK

31-05-2007, 10:51 PM

Now this is dedicated!!

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c51/mostfortune8/Forums/leptop.jpg

I have heard of lap dogs but this....??!

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c51/mostfortune8/Forums/1805203.jpg

Some guys just cannot part with ANYTHING !!

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c51/mostfortune8/Forums/444.jpg

IGotJelloOK

08-06-2007, 09:03 PM

Finally !! The answer to THAT question!....

Yes they do!

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c51/mostfortune8/bearnwoods.jpg

If ya happen to reaaaaaaaalllly like to drink at the bar then this is a good tee shirt for you!

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c51/mostfortune8/4jono.jpg

Us Canadians are very innovative!

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c51/mostfortune8/RESOURCFULHACK.jpg

IGotJelloOK

17-07-2007, 11:48 PM

Coffee -that elixer of life that can be enjoyed in as many different ways that you can imagine. Though not thought as addicting the following show varitions of this wonderful beverage but also the reaction of some who have not had a sip~

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c51/mostfortune8/Forums/coffee-1.jpg

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c51/mostfortune8/Forums/9250Drink-Coffee-Posters.jpg

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c51/mostfortune8/Forums/coffee2.jpg

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c51/mostfortune8/Forums/coffee.jpg

Mr. Pink

24-07-2007, 06:49 PM

Some of this stuff is really funny....

Here is a link to a cartoon site that has some gambling humor that folks here may appreciate. Go to CASINOVILLE Comic Strips (http://casinoville.us) and you can skip the whole intro and just go to the page where there is a list of comic strips.

Just as a highlight, I may mention one of the characters is a poker player called Jack the River.

IGotJelloOK

25-07-2007, 01:29 PM

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c51/mostfortune8/yipee.gif Thanks Mr Pink- NOW I am in the pink!! http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c51/mostfortune8/4c9sxef.gif

Hugs

skinski

24-01-2008, 06:32 PM

The Lottery
Sammy was up to his eyes in money troubles and could see no way out except winning the lottery. He went to the synagogue and prayed to win. At the next draw he waited confidently, but was disappointed.

He returned to the synagogue and prayed again, pointing out that he had lived an exemplary life, devoutly observing dietary laws, and contributing to Jewish charities. Still at the next draw he didn't win.

He returned to the synagogue close to despair, but before he could find the words a voice spoke to him out of the clouds: "OK, you want to win the lottery. But please, meet me halfway. Buy a ticket."

DangerMouse

25-01-2008, 09:13 AM

skinski

28-02-2008, 01:44 PM

Eyewitness

A man with a gun went into a bank and demanded their money. Once he was
given the money, he turned to a customer and asked, "Did you see me rob
this bank?"

The man replied, "Yes sir, I did."

The robber then shot him in the temple, killing him instantly.

He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did
you see me rob this bank?"

The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did."

skinski

29-03-2008, 02:57 PM

Why I fired my Secretary.

Last week was my birthday
and I didn't feel very well
waking up on that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast
hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,
'Happy Birthday!',
and possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out,
she barely said good morning,
let alone
' Happy Birthday.'

I thought...

Well, that's marriage for you,
but the kids...
They will remember.

My kids came bounding down stairs to
breakfast
and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office,
I felt pretty low
and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office,
my secretary Jane said, 'Good Morning Boss,
and by the way
Happy Birthday ! '
It felt a little better
that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock ,
when Jane knocked on my door
and said, 'You know,
It's such a beautiful day outside,
and it is your Birthday,
what do you say we go out to lunch,
just you and me.'
I said, 'Thanks, Jane,
that's the greatest thing
I've heard all day.
Let's go !'

We went to lunch.
But we didn't go
where we normally would go.
She chose instead at a quiet bistro
with a private table.
We had two martinis each
and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office,
Jane said, 'You know,
It's such a beautiful day...
We don't need to go straight back to the office,
Do We ?'

I responded,
'I guess not.
What do you have in mind ?'
She said,
'Let's drop by my apartment,
it's just around the corner.'

After arriving at her apartment,
Jane turned to me and said,
' Boss, if you don't mind,
I'm going to step into the bedroom
for just a moment.
I'll be right back.'
'Ok.' I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and,
after a couple of minutes,
she came out
carrying a huge birthday cake ...
Followed
by my wife,
my kids,
and dozens of my friends
and co-workers,
all singing 'Happy Birthday'.

And I just sat there...

On the couch...

Naked.

Patricia

11-07-2008, 04:26 PM

That was a good one. :)

A magician works on a cruise ship and entertains the audience with his show. The only problem is that the captain’s parrot has figured out all his tricks and tells them during the show. “Aaarrr, it’s in his sleeve, it’s in his sleeve, Aaarrr” “Aaarrr, it’s under his hat, it’s under his hat, Aaarrr”

One night the parrot starts again to tell trick. The magician pulls out a gun and shoots at the parrot. The parrot dodged the bullet; it hit a propane tank and blew the ship into a million pieces. The only two survivors are the magician and the parrot floating on a piece of wood in the middle of the ocean.

The parrot looks around, looks at the magician and say: “Aaarrr, ok, you got me. Where is the ship?”

skinski

15-10-2008, 12:24 AM

Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight.

When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills.

The son said, 'I don't think you should take one Dad; they're very strong and very expensive.'

'How much?' asked Grandpa.

'$10.00 a pill,' Answered t he son.

'I don't care,' said Grandpa, 'I'd still like to try one, and before we leave in the morning, I'll put the money under the pillow.'

Later the next morning, the son found $110.00 under the pillow. He called Grandpa and said, 'I told you each pill was $10.00, not $110.00.

'I know,' said Grandpa. 'The hundred is from Grandma!'

skinski

24-11-2008, 07:38 PM

BUYING Viagra
An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra
'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'

'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '
But a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '

'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'